“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“I crave the tasty tentacles of octopi for tea
I like hot dogs, but I love hot frogs, and surely you'll agree
A plate of soil with engine oil is a super recipe.
I hardy need to mention that it's practically free!”
Jane Leeves - Ladybug

“Gotta love crab. In the nick of time too. I couldn't take much more of those coconuts. Coconut milk is a natural laxative.”
Tom Hanks - Chuck Noland

“You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore.”
Paul Rudd - Andy

“I don't see how pork chops could lead to intercourse, no matter how good they are.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch