“Helen, what did you really think of me, deep in your heart? Was I really the man you wanted to be with? Was I? Or were you disappointed and too nice to show it?”

Jack Nicholson - Warren Schmidt

“Lord, it's my dope fiend thief of a son and his crazy little nymphomaniac wife.”
Grace Zabriskie - Bob's Mother

“A fine conscience I turned out to be!”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“Pinocchio! So, this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself! Smoking! Playing pool! You're coming right home with me this minute!”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“- Alfred Kralik: Are you disappointed?
- Klara Novak: Psychologically, I'm very confused... but personally, I don't feel bad at all.”

James Stewart - Alfred Kralik
Margaret Sullavan - Klara Novak