“- Austin Millbarge: Show some balls, man!
- Emmett Fitz-Hume: I think it's too late to try and impress them.”

Dan Aykroyd - Austin Millbarge
Chevy Chase - Emmett Fitz-Hume

“- David Ackerman: It's time to stop being scared.
- Sarah: I don't like this.
- David Ackerman: Well, nobody asked you to.”
Charlie Sheen - David Ackerman
Lara Flynn Boyle - Sarah

“Facing your fear doesn't always conquer it.”
Peter Mark Richman - Charles McCulloch

“I've been watching you all night, and you've been drinking like a fish. Trying to get your courage up? We're only bringing in a shipment of booze, it's got so you're even scared to do that. Maybe you just better stay home tonight, with Eve.”

James Woods - Max

“Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.”
Rene Auberjonois - Philippe Renaldi