“- Lord Arthur Goring: Shouldn't you be in bed, Miss Mabel?
- Miss Mabel Chiltern: Lord Goring!
- Lord Arthur Goring: My father always tells me to go to bed, so I don't see why I shouldn't give you the same advice. I always pass on good advice. It is the only sensible thing to do with it.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring
Minnie Driver - Miss Mabel Chiltern

“- Robyn Starling: I'm an orphan, my mother died when I was a baby.
- Jerry: What about your father? What happened to him?
- Robyn Starling: My father was on an expedition climbing in the mountains when the snow gave way in a, a...
- Tom: Avalanche?
- Robyn Starling: Uh huh, and he was the most wonderful father in the world.”
Anndi McAfee - Robyn Starling
Dana Hill - Jerry
Richard Kind - Tom

“- Goofy: Did you brush your teeth?
- Max: Uh-huh.
- Goofy: Comb your hair?
- Max: Yeah, Dad.
- Goofy: Did you put on clean underwear?
- Max: Dad!!”
Bill Farmer - Goofy
Jason Marsden - Max Goof

“He's my son and I should be around him. I wasn't around my dad and look at the fuckin' way I turned out.”
Ryan Gosling - Luke

“I'm still his father, I can give him stuff.”
Ryan Gosling - Luke