- Tim: So this whole place is run by babies?
- Boss Baby: Yep.
- Tim: My dad says "Those who can, do. And those who can't, supervise."
- Boss Baby: Your father is a hippie.

Miles Bakshi - Tim
Alec Baldwin - Boss Baby

“My daddy always used to say there was a separate god for children.”
Mary-Louise Parker - Ruth Jamison

“God hates stupid children!”
Marc Marut - Johnny McFarley

“Why? Why would God choose an obscenechild to be His instrument? It was not to be believed! This piece had to be an accident. It had to be!”

F. Murray Abraham - Antonio Salieri

“I am doomed to remember a boy with a wrecked voice, not because of his voice, or because he was the smallest person I ever knew, or even because he was the instrument of my mother's death, but because he is the reason I believe in God.”

Jim Carrey - Adult Joe Wenteworth