“I can afford him and understand him. He's no good but he's what I want. I'm not a nice person Laura, and neither is he. He knows I know he's just what he is. He also knows that I don't care. We belong together because we're both weak and can't seem to help it.”

Judith Anderson - Ann Treadwell

“I wanna tell you a little secret, being The One is just like being in love. No one needs to tell you you are in love, you just know it, through and through.”
Gloria Foster - Oracle

“He made you feel the price you pay just for being you is that you don't get to have love.”

Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“She could see the world with painful accuracy, but she couldn't see herself or her fate. And because I was in love with her I decided I couldn't see it either.”

Lola Kirke - Tracy

“- Lainey: If you want someone to fall for you, you gotta be you.
- Jake: Yeah I don't think I like me enough to introduce him to other people.”
Alison Brie - Lainey
Jason Sudeikis - Jake