“- Dr. Einstein: I cannot operate without a drink!
- Jonathan Brewster: Pull yourself together, doctor!
- Dr. Einstein: I cannot pull myself together without a drink!”
Peter Lorre - Dr. Einstein
Raymond Massey - Jonathan Brewster

“- Bung: Do I detect the unmistakable tang of Ye Olde Tiger?
- Harry: Bung, you could sniff out a can of beer from half a mile away.
- Bung: Just one of my many talents.”
John Hargreaves - Bung
Graham Kennedy - Harry

“- Athos: You fight like a man. See if you can drink like one.
- D'Artagnan: I'll drink anything you put in front of me.
- Athos: Famous last words... What should we drink to?
- D'Artagnan: Let's drink to love.”
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan

“- Avner: What kind of work do you do?
- Jeanette the Dutch Assassin: The kind that drives you to drink.”
Eric Bana - Avner

“A Bartender is the aristocrat of the working class.”
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin