“- Knute Rockne: Coach, let us use the forward pass, I know it'll work.
- Notre Dame Coach Harper: I'm not so sure. We've never seen it in a game.
- Knute Rockne: Neither has the Army, what can we lose?”
Pat O'Brien - Knute Rockne
John Gallaudet - Notre Dame Coach Harper

“Pass, shoot, score!”
Chris Koch - Mark Pavelich

“What I'm talking about is a game. A game that can't won. Only played.”

“The lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it, because that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots.”
Paul Gleason - Wayne Hisler

“I like a sporting event in which I know the outcome ahead of time. It's more organized.”
Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko