“Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list.”
Hank Azaria

“- Mrs. Sorensen: Did you ever try being married? That can be quite a big adventure.
- Capt. Andersen: Why do women always say that? Marriage ends adventure.”
Valerie Hobson - Mrs. Sorensen
Conrad Veidt - Capt. Andersen

“Some women just aren't the marrying kind.”
Bette Davis - Charlotte Vale

“The responsibility for recording a marriage has always been up to woman. If it wasn't for her, marriage would have disappeared long since. No man is going to jeopardize his present or poison his future with a lot of little brats hollering around the house unless he's forced to.”
Al Bridge - Mr. Johnson

“I can't see it working for me. I never got the urge, you know? A lot of great-looking women in the world. I never met one made me wanna give up all the others.”

William Hurt - Richie Cusack