Irony quotes
159 irony quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Everest
“It's not the altitude, it's the attitude.”
- From the movie: Pixels
“That was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff!”
- From the movie: Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
“One minute you're closer to someone than anyone in the world, the next minute you're never going to see them again.”
- From the movie: Goosebumps
“Y'know how they say teenagers have no fear of death? That they're never gonna get hurt? Well not me, ok? I was born with the gift of fear.”
- From the movie: Youth
“- Miss Universe: I appreciate the irony, but when it is drenched in poison, it is drained of its force and reveals something else.
- Jimmy Tree: What?
- Miss Universe: Frustration.” - From the movie: Prometheus
“- Charlie Holloway: What we hoped to achieve was to meet our makers. To get answers. Why they even made us in the first place.
- David: Why do you think your people made me?
- Charlie Holloway: We made you because we could.
- David: Can you imagine how disappointing it would be for you to hear the same thing from your creator?
- Charlie Holloway...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Tremors 3: Back to Perfection
“What kind of supreme being would condone such irony?”
- From the movie: Kingpin
“I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children!”
- From the movie: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
- From the movie: The Love Letter
“It's one of the ironies of my otherwise straight forward life that I have fallen in love twice. Both times with people who insist on living in this godforsaken town.”
- From the animation: The Emperor's New Groove
“- Kuzco: Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been. But, Yzma, do you really want to kill me?
- Yzma: Just think of it as you're being let go, that your life's going in a different direction, that your body's part of a permanent outplacement.
- Kronk: Hey, that's kinda like what he said to you when you got fired.
- Yzma: I...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Sabrina
“We were up to our elbows in your underwear drawer. It was like touching the Shroud of Turin.”
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“If we could all just laugh at ourselves, in hard times or good times, it would be an incredible world.”
- From the movie: Pay It Forward
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“Maybe I don't take myself quite as seriously as I used to, but the work has gotten better and more interesting, and I'm just having more fun.”
- From the movie: ParaNorman
“Can you see my dog, Bub? He was hit by an animal rescue van. Tragic and ironic.”
- From the TV Series: Riverdale
“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
- From the animation: Animal Crackers
“The only surprise I like is to not be surprised.”
- From the TV Series: Emily in Paris
“How about you do you, and I'll do me?”
- From the movie: Sweet Smell of Success
“Maybe I left my sense of humor in my other suit.”
- From the animation: Hercules
- From the movie: Do You Believe?
“- Pretty boy: I’m looking for the guy who runs this place.
- Joe: Well, that would be Our Father and He’s in Heaven.” - From the movie: Avengers: Age of Ultron
“- Sam Wilson: Sounds like a hell of a fight, sorry I missed it.
- Steve Rogers: If I had known it was going to be a firefight I absolutely would have called you.
- Sam Wilson: No, I’m not actually sorry. I’m just trying to sound tough. I’m very happy chasing cold leads on our missing persons case. Avenging is your world. Your world is crazy.
-...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: X-Men: Apocalypse
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