Irony quotes

“- Charlie Holloway: What we hoped to achieve was to meet our makers. To get answers. Why they even made us in the first place.
- David: Why do you think your people made me?
- Charlie Holloway: We made you because we could.
- David: Can you imagine how disappointing it would be for you to hear the same thing from your creator?
- Charlie Holloway...” (continue)(continue reading)

Logan Marshall-Green - Charlie Holloway
Michael Fassbender - David

“Your levity is good, it relieves tension and the fear of death.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator

“It's one of the ironies of my otherwise straight forward life that I have fallen in love twice. Both times with people who insist on living in this godforsaken town.”
Blythe Danner - Lillian MacFarquhar

“We were up to our elbows in your underwear drawer. It was like touching the Shroud of Turin.”

Dana Ivey - Mack

“If we could all just laugh at ourselves, in hard times or good times, it would be an incredible world.”
Jena Malone

“- Arlene McKinney: Jesus, you are really somethin'.
- Arlene McKinney: Thanks. I appreciate the euphemism. I always wanted to be somethin'.”
Helen Hunt - Arlene McKinney
Kevin Spacey - Eugene Simonet

“Maybe I don't take myself quite as seriously as I used to, but the work has gotten better and more interesting, and I'm just having more fun.”
William Sadler

“Maybe I left my sense of humor in my other suit.”
Tony Curtis - Sidney Falco

“- Zeus: So, Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld?
- Hades: Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?”
Rip Torn - Zeus
James Woods - Hades

“- Pretty boy: I’m looking for the guy who runs this place.
- Joe: Well, that would be Our Father and He’s in Heaven.”

Shwayze - Pretty Boy
Brian Bosworth - Joe

“- Sam Wilson: Sounds like a hell of a fight, sorry I missed it.
- Steve Rogers: If I had known it was going to be a firefight I absolutely would have called you.
- Sam Wilson: No, I’m not actually sorry. I’m just trying to sound tough. I’m very happy chasing cold leads on our missing persons case. Avenging is your world. Your world is crazy.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Anthony Mackie - Sam Wilson
Chris Evans - Steve Rogers

“- Splinter: If Shredder is free, his reign of terror over the city will begin again.
- Leonardo: Exactly!
- Splinter: Then there is only one question: why are you wasting time talking to a grumpy old rat? Go get him!”
Peter Donald Badalamenti II - Splinter
Pete Ploszek - Leonardo

“- Charles Xavier: You sure I can't convince you to stay?
- Erik Lensherr: You're psychic, Charles. You can convince me to do anything.
- Charles Xavier: Goodbye, old friend.
- Erik Lensherr: Good luck, Professor.”
James McAvoy - Professor Charles Xavier
Michael Fassbender - Erik Lensherr

“Death by stereo!”

Corey Haim - Sam

“- Will Henry: I just did grown up stuff.
- Colette: What kind of grown-up stuff?
- Will Henry: You know, like, just walking around, doing a job, talking in the serious voice...”

Jemaine Clement - Will Henry
Gia Gadsby - Colette

“What are we, in the sixth grade? I'm not going to eat this.”

Elijah Wood - Waters

“- New Year's Eve Stranger: Isn't there some sort of tradition, if you're alone on New Year's Eve, that you're supposed to kiss a stranger?
- Adaline Bowman: [laughs]
- New Year's Eve Stranger: Dammit, you've heard it before?
- Adaline Bowman: Just once, from a young Bing Crosby.”
Mark Ghanimé - New Year's Eve Stranger
Blake Lively - Adaline Bowman

“All the money I spent on your education, I was hoping for stronger competition.”

Harrison Ford - William Jones

“- Beck Weathers: What do you do when you're not climbing, Doug?
- Doug Hansen: I deliver the mail.
- Beck Weathers: First mailman on Everest?
- Doug Hansen: Hope so!”
Josh Brolin - Beck Weathers
John Hawkes - Doug Hansen

“Daughters do not dance well with masticated brains.”
Charles Dance - Mr. Bennet

“- Lena Ballinger: Bathtubs are more dangerous than Everest.
- Luca Moroder: How true.”
Rachel Weisz - Lena Ballinger

“- Beca Mitchell: We're going to kick your ass.
- Female Das Sound Machine Leader: I'm sorry, I don't speak loser. What did you say?
- Male Das Sound Machine Leader: She actually speaks eight languages but 'loser' is not one of them.”
Anna Kendrick - Beca
Allie Feder - Female Das Sound Machine Leader
Andrew Fitzpatrick - Male Das Sound Machine Leader

“Here's what you guys are good at: working out, eating five hot meals a day. What you're not so good at, is doing what you're told.”

David Costabile - Bob

“It's not the altitude, it's the attitude.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Scott Fischer

“- Judy Hopps: Y'know, I think you might actually make a good cop.
- Nick Wilde: How dare you.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Judy Hopps
Jason Bateman - Nick Wilde