“- Princesse de Lamballe: I would have told him exactly what to do with it.
- Duchesse de Polignac: What's that, darling?
- Princesse de Lamballe: Put it back in his trousers where it belongs.
- Duchesse de Polignac: Lamballe, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a prude.”
Mary Nighy - Princesse de Lamballe
Rose Byrne - Duchesse de Polignac

“- Alexander: We've never had a golf-playing maid before.
- Miss Marple: You may have heard that this is the Age of the Common Woman.”
Ronnie Raymond - Alexander
Margaret Rutherford - Miss Maple

“I've always been proud of the way nature singled me out. It's the people who have been deformed by society I feel sorry for.”
Uma Thurman - Sissy Hankshaw

“My point is that you have to think for yourself. If your parents told you that chocolate was dangerous would you take their word for it? So perhaps instead of acting like sheep when it comes to cigarettes you should find out for yourself.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“Isn't there a law against these guys all being in the same state?”
Lee Majors - Mike Catton