“Grumpy Old Men” quotes(1993)
Plot – John Gustafson and Max Goldman have been neighbors for the last 56 years. They haven't spent a single day without bickering and their greatest pleasure is devising new tactics to ridicule each other. Every morning they insult each other, but one day they start a real fight and neither Melanie, John's daughter, nor Jacob, Max's son, know the root of their hostility. All they know is that their dads' mutual hatred is a way of living.
All actors – Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Ann-Margret, Burgess Meredith, Daryl Hannah, Kevin Pollak, Ossie Davis, Buck Henry, Christopher McDonald, Steve Cochran, Joe Howard, Isabell O'Connorshow all
“Grumpy Old Men” Quotes 5 quotes
“Kids: can't live with them, can't shoot them.”
“When I had my ulcers, I was farting razor blades.”
“Why don't you do the world a favor and take your lower lip and pull it over your head and swallow?”
“- John Gustafson: Did you hear, someone moved into the old Klickner place? A woman.
- John Gustafson: Yeah.
- Grandpa Gustafson: Did you mount her?
- John Gustafson: Oh, Dad!
- Grandpa Gustafson: Well the woman, does she have big thighs?
- John Gustafson: No!
- Grandpa Gustafson: No? Then what's the problem? If I was a young fella like you, I'd...” (continue)(continue reading)