“Haunted Honeymoon” quotes(1986)
Plot – Larry is considered very odd by his girlfriend Vicky and his colleagues. They are two well-known radio performers in New York, specialized in horror dramas: Larry has unusual visions, he fears thunders' rumbles and his werewolf's howls are chilling. As his rich aunt Kate appointed him as his only testamentary heir, the young man visits her castle during a heavy rainy night to introduce his girlfriend Vicky to her. There Larry meets all his relatives, who actually want him dead to enjoy Kate's great fortune. They think to scare him to death with tricks, apparitions, noises and two authentic corpses, but the plot will be thwarted because only his young cousin Charles wants Larry dead. As he manages to kill him, an overflowing aunt Kate kills Charles indeed. Larry and Vicky, assured then of their financial situation, get married. As they leave for the honeymoon on their car, they hear in the distance the awful howls of genuine werewolf.
All actors – Gene Wilder, Gilda Radner, Dom DeLuise, Jonathan Pryce, Bryan Pringle, Peter Vaughan, Eve Ferret, Paul L. Smith, Julann Griffin, Jim Carter, Jo Ross, Roger Ashton-Griffiths, Billy J. Mitchell, R.J. Bell, Ann Way, Will Kenton, Don Fellows, Lou Hirsch, Christopher Muncke, Bill Bailey, David Healy, Howard Swinson, Edward Wiley, Andrea Browne, Matt Zimmerman, Barbara Rosenblat, William Hootkins, Francis Drake, Mac McDonald, Colin Bruce, John Bloomfield, Sally Osborne, Alastair Haley, Andy Ross, Claire Deniz, Paul Henessey, Brian Kershaw, Don Morgan, Ernest Mothle, Zorak Okai, Robert Turrell, Justin Wardshow all
“Haunted Honeymoon” Quotes 7 quotes
“My brother John, from whom you are all descended, was bitten on the back of his neck by something that was half animal, half human. From that moment on, he was hairy, all over.”
“You're the only living soul who knows I've changed my will. If you ever tell anyone then may your soul rot in Hell!”
“I know that one of you is a werewolf. I saw you in the garden this afternoon.”
“- Dr. Paul Abbot: Thank you for a lovely evening, Kate, shall we see you in the morning?
- Aunt Kate: Who knows if any of us will ever see the morning?”
“Now you think this would frighten me. Well it doesn't. Because I know this is just a filthy figment of my diseased imagination. All I have to do is simply reach out my hand and touch it!”
“- Larry Abbot: I'm telling you, I felt a cold, dead body lying beside me in bed. Do you understand?
- Pfister: I feel that every night. Warm brandy helps.”