Josh Gad quotes
“- Eddie Plant: Pac Man? Boom! That's my jam. Let's get us some light cannons and blow this sucker back to whatever planet it came from.
- Ludlow Lamonsoff: No, no light cannons don't kill Pac Mac. Those... those little ghosts do.
- Eddie Plant: Boom! Let's get us some little ghosts.”
“Did you know gorillas burp when they're happy?”
“- Olaf: Tell me, you're older, and thus all-knowing, do you ever worry about the notion that nothing is permanent?
- Anna: Uh, no.
- Olaf: Really? Wow, I can't wait until I've aged just like you, so I don't have to worry about important things.”
“I bet you're wondering who we are and why we're here. It's really quite simple. It began with two sisters. One born with magical powers, and one born powerless, with her love of snowmen, infinite.”
“Advancing technologies will be both our savior and our doom.”
“- Adam: Dude, you really are Anthony Edwards.
- Neil: Fuck that. I'm George Clooney.”
“- Doug Harris: I don’t know what to do. I told her that I have a best man lined up.
- Edmundo: The truth is always the best.
- Doug Harris: Well, what if the truth just isn’t an option?”
“I had a purpose, I was needed again and again and again. With each new life I was learning a new lesson.”
“From that moment on, the girl was a member of our pack. I liked her. Plus she smelled like biscuits.”
“- Red: This is why we went for pedicures, isn't it?
- Chuck: No, we got pedicures because we're worth it.
- Bomb: I got gels.”
“- Jimmy: I provide best man services for guys who lack in such areas.
- Doug Harris: So, I'm not alone?
- Jimmy: Alone? No! I run a very profitable business because of guys like you! How many weddings were in the US last year?
- Doug Harris: 2.4 million!
- Jimmy: That means 2.4 million grooms! You think each and everyone of them has someone as...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Hi, everyone. I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!”
“This is how you're going to treat me after all the quarters I fed you?!”
“- Sam Brenner: Did you play 'Space Invaders' recently?
- Ludlow Lamonsoff: Yes. How did you know? Why?
- Sam Brenner: Cuz you're invading my space. Back off.”
“- Sam Brenner: Oh, God no!
- Violet: Oh, God no what?
- Ludlow Lamonsoff: He ate the power pellet. That means Pac-Man has only ten seconds before he eats us!”
“- Jimmy: This is what you have to understand, Doug. Some people are just loners. It's that simple, man.
- Doug Harris: Maybe I don't want to be. Maybe I just want someone to grab a beer with, to go on a cool guy trip with.”
“- Chuck: The pigs are stealing our eggs!
- Leonard: Set sail for Piggy Island!”
“Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle / But put me in summer and I'll be a... happy snowman!”
“- Steve Wozniak: We can't afford to pay three people right now.
- Steve Jobs: We can't afford to pay ourselves unless we deliver.”
“- Olaf: I am not leaving here until we find some other act of true love to save you! Do you happen to have any ideas?
- Anna: I don't even know what love is.
- Olaf: That's okay, I do. Love... is... putting someone else's needs before yours; like, you know, how Kristoff brought you back here to Hans and left you forever.”