Lying quotes

“When does telling the truth ever help anybody?”
Jonah Hill - Efraim Diveroli

“Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesn't make it pancakes!”
Samuel L. Jackson - Trip

“People only know what you tell them.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Frank Abagnale Jr.

“You think that not getting caught in a lie is the same thing as telling the truth.”
Nicole Kidman - Silvia Broome

“- David Schreiner: You know, when I filled out my housing application, I asked for a roommate who was quiet, serious, and neat. How did you describe yourself?
- Joe Slovak: I lied.”
Todd Field - David Schreiner
Matthew Modine - Joe Slovak

“I think that, a) you have an act, and that, b) not having an act is your act.”
Kyra Sedgwick - Linda Powell

“Lying makes me sweat. That’s why I can’t play poker or talk to pregnant women.”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller

“Love is the only human emotion you can't fake. Except women. And thank God they can.”
Kevin Symons - Male News Anchor

“Lying is like taking a trip. It's like having a secret. It's like touching yourself and no one else knows. Except you.”
Haley Bennett - Megan

“The good is an illusion. Little fablesfolks tell themselves so they can get through their days without screaming too much.”
Colm Feore - Andre Linoge

“This is really wonderful. If we go along with you and lie our asses off, the world of truth and ideals is protected. But if we don't want to take part in some giant rip-off of yours then somehow or other we're managing to ruin the country. You're pretty good, Jim. I'll give you that.”
Josh Brolin - Charles Brubaker

“In life you don't get the girl. Lying is easier than the truth. That's why I write!”
Kevin Corrigan - JJ Lask

“- Tommy Lucero: Your eyes... your eyes don't lie, do they?
- Martha Durand: Life's too short for lies.”
Antonio Banderas - Tommy Lucero
Meg Ryan - Martha Durand

“- Bastian: I can tell when someone lies to me.
- Atreyu: And I can tell when someone is up to no good.”
Jonathan Brandis - Bastian Balthazar Bux
Kenny Morrison - Atreyu

“- Ula's Kid: Daddy, what's a nympho?
- Ula: Uh, the nympho is the state bird of Ohio.”
Tache Uesugi - Ula's Kid
Rob Schneider - Ula

“When you're hiding you're safe, because people can't see you. But funny thing about hiding: you're even hidden from yourself.”
Isabella Crovetti-Cramp - Young Joy

“Hello. Yes, Reverend Mosby... Uh-huh. I'll certainly ask him but I doubt if he'll be available. I understand it's for a local charity. Um-hmmm... I'm writing it all down [she writes nothing down]. Okay, got it. Sounds very worthwhile, I-agree but unfortunately, I see that Mr. Parker will be out of the country those days. Yes, I'll be sure to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake

“I lied. I do that sometimes. It's called being a grown-up!”

Garrett Hedlund - Hook

“- Princess Aura: Fly back to your kingdom. You may see me sooner than you think.
- Prince Barin: Lying bitch.”
Ornella Muti - Princess Aura
Timothy Dalton - Prince Barin

“- Lex Luthor: Can I call you June?
- Senator Finch: You can call me whatever you like. Take a bucket of piss and call it Granny's Peach Tea; take a weapon of assassination and call it deterrence. You won't fool a fly or me. I'm not gonna drink it.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Lex Luthor
Holly Hunter - Senator Finch

“I have never tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.”

Ben Foster - Lance Armstrong

“- Nick Wild: I lectured on economics at Yale. I can memorize the front pages of The New York Times in five minutes, and repeat it back to you in five weeks. I was National Golden Gloves champion three years in a row. I'm fluent in four languages, and can wrestle with a menu in five more.
- Cyrus Kinnick: Jesus!
- Nick Wild: Don't interrupt me....” (continue)(continue reading)
Jason Statham - Nick Wild
Michael Angarano - Cyrus Kinnick

“- Bolt: You just can't stop lying, can you, cat? It's in the genes. It's just gross.
- Mittens: I know. It's disgusting. I disgust myself.”
John Travolta - Bolt
Susie Essman - Mittens

“- Adaline Bowman: Why're you doing this?
- Tony: Come again?
- Adaline Bowman: You're a smartkid. Forgery is a felony. 250 thousand dollar fine, six years in jail.
- Tony: Shit, you're a cop?
- Adaline Bowman: [snorts] No, I'm about as far from law enforcement as you can get.”
Richard Harmon - Tony
Blake Lively - Adaline Bowman

“- Victoria: [answers phone] Where are you?
- Harry Turner: In the office.
- Victoria: It doesn't sound like the office.
- Harry Turner: Okay. Maybe I'm visiting an old friend.”
Gina Carano - Victoria
Kellan Lutz - Harry Turner