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“When does telling the truth ever help anybody?”
“Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesn't make it pancakes!”
“I watch the stock market channel all the time... I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me.”
“Never drop the con. Die with the lie.”
“People only know what you tell them.”
“You think that not getting caught in a lie is the same thing as telling the truth.”
“- David Schreiner: You know, when I filled out my housing application, I asked for a roommate who was quiet, serious, and neat. How did you describe yourself?
- Joe Slovak: I lied.”
“I think that, a) you have an act, and that, b) not having an act is your act.”
“The secret to getting away with lying is believing with all your heart—that goes for lying to yourself even more so than lying to another.”
“Love is the only human emotion you can't fake. Except women. And thank God they can.”
“In life you don't get the girl. Lying is easier than the truth. That's why I write!”
“- Tommy Lucero: Your eyes... your eyes don't lie, do they?
- Martha Durand: Life's too short for lies.”
“- Bastian: I can tell when someone lies to me.
- Atreyu: And I can tell when someone is up to no good.”
“Hello. Yes, Reverend Mosby... Uh-huh. I'll certainly ask him but I doubt if he'll be available. I understand it's for a local charity. Um-hmmm... I'm writing it all down [she writes nothing down]. Okay, got it. Sounds very worthwhile, I-agree but unfortunately, I see that Mr. Parker will be out of the country those days. Yes, I'll be sure to...” (continue)(continue reading)
“I lied. I do that sometimes. It's called being a grown-up!”
“I have never tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.”
“- Nick Wild: I lectured on economics at Yale. I can memorize the front pages of The New York Times in five minutes, and repeat it back to you in five weeks. I was National Golden Gloves champion three years in a row. I'm fluent in four languages, and can wrestle with a menu in five more.
- Cyrus Kinnick: Jesus!
- Nick Wild: Don't interrupt me....” (continue)(continue reading)