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“- Mrs. Gardner: We’re going to destroy the whole roof!
- Nate: We have to replace the chimney with a slide for when the storks deliver my baby brother.”
“Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.”
One time a company I worked for transferred me to an island in the Pacific. Fantastic place. I invited my girl to visit me. I sent her a postcard everyday with a single word on each card. I wrote "Found a virginparadise. It's yours. Matthew". Naturally, they were delivered in the wrong order. The message she got was "Found a virgin. It's... (continue)(continue reading)