“Blame It on Rio” quotes(1984)
Plot – To escape from a crisis with his wife, the 50-years-old Matthew goes on holiday to Rio with his best friend Victor and the beautiful Jennifer, Victor’s young daughter. The girl and Matthew secretly date each other, but when Victor finds out that ‘a mature man’ is hanging out with Jennifer, he asks Matthew to help him. The situation gets pretty awkward.
All actors – Michael Caine, Joseph Bologna, Valerie Harper, Michelle Johnson, Demi Moore, José Lewgoy, Lupe Gigliotti, Michael Menaugh, Tessy Callado, Ana Lucía Lima, Maria Helena Velasco, Zeni Pereirashow all
“Blame It on Rio” Quotes 17 quotes
“- Victor Lyons: You slept with someone? Why didn't you tell me?
- Jennifer Lyons: I just did.
- Victor Lyons: Now you tell me? What good does it do me now?
- Jennifer Lyons: What good is it supposed to do you?”
“- Jennifer Lyons: Make love to me.
- Matthew Hollis: I'm twenty years older than you.
- Jennifer Lyons: Twenty-eight.”
“You only live once, but it does help if you get to be young twice.”
“It was just what I needed: a one inch god with a two inch penis.”
“- Matthew Hollis: Do you miss me at all?
- Karen Hollis: At all? Yes dear, I miss you at all.”
“It was, quite simply, the worst night of my life, my embarrassment compounded by the fact that Victor had now slept with two out of the three members of my family.”
“- Isabella: You are my twelfth lover in twelve days.
- Victor Lyons: Really?
- Isabella: I don't hurt your feelings?
- Victor Lyons: No, I've always been a team player.”
“- Jennifer Lyons: Will you forget me?
- Matthew Hollis: The minute I die.”
“- Eduardo Marques: You are, how you say, the queer couple?
- Matthew Hollis: Odd couple, odd.”
“- Matthew Hollis: A beating is not the way, my friend.
- Eduardo Marques: He's right, you know?
- Matthew Hollis: Personally, I prefer torture.”
“- Nicole Hollis: She's in love, you know?
- Matthew Hollis: She thinks so.
- Nicole Hollis: If you think so, you are.”
“- Matthew Hollis: Kiss you? I ought to spank you!
- Jennifer Lyons: Oh, please, and bite me too.”
“I'm no longer a carnivore. I don't eat anything that's ever had parents.”
“- Matthew Hollis: Last night never happened.
- Jennifer Lyons: I know. I was there when it didn't.”
“- Victor Lyons: We've got a lot to talk about.
- Jennifer Lyons: I know. I'm so glad you're leaving.”
One time a company I worked for transferred me to an island in the Pacific. Fantastic place. I invited my girl to visit me. I sent her a postcard everyday with a single word on each card. I wrote "Found a virginparadise. It's yours. Matthew". Naturally, they were delivered in the wrong order. The message she got was "Found a virgin. It's... (continue)(continue reading)