“The most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load; now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.”
Chris Elliott - Dom

“- Dottie Hinson: How good am I?
- Jimmy Dugan: You stink, you're lousy, you're only the best player in the league.”
Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson
Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan

“- Maria: I can't seem to stop singing wherever I am. And what's worse, I can't seem to stop saying things, anything and everything I think and feel.
- Mother Abbess: Some people would call that honesty.
- Maria: Oh, but it's terrible, Reverend Mother.”
Julie Andrews - Maria
Peggy Wood - Mother Abbess

“- Kimble: I really appreciate your honesty. You happen to know someone that is not better than me?
- Dominic: I don't know that many people.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble
Christian Cousins - Dominic

“I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow