“- Sloane Peterson: The city looks so peaceful from up here.
- Ferris Bueller: Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet.
- Cameron Frye: I think I see my dad.”
Mia Sara - Sloane Peterson
Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller
Matthew Broderick - Cameron Frye

- Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
- Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
David Margulies - Mayor
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz

“- Jeff Dunham: Walter, are you happy to be here?
- Walter: [sarcastically] Overjoyed! Last week, I was lying on a beach in Maui, and I couldn't decide, gee, should I stay in Hawaii or go to frickin' Santa Ana? My god, I can die happy now.
- Jeff Dunham: Fine city.
- Walter: I don't give a damn.”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Walter

“All we've got going for us is the city. Our only hope is they're mired down in the same shit that you and I have to wade through every day.”
Jason Robards - Chief Rotzinger

“- Loomis: Now, we're going to find a familiar street soon.
- Phyllis: I'd settle for a familiar borough.”
Randy Quaid - Loomis
Geena Davis - Phyllis