“You can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which one gets fill first.”
Burgess Meredith - Grandpa Gustafson

“What I remember most about my childhood is holding your hand. My wee hand in your big hand, and the smell of tobacco. I remember, I could smell the tobacco in the palm of your hand. When I want to feel happy, I try to remember the smell of tobacco.”

Daniel Day-Lewis - Gerry Conlon

“- Ricky Bobby: Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable.
- Jean Girard: It's a sign of friendship in many countries.
- Ricky Bobby: Well, not here.
- Jean Girard: There is nothing sexual about it. Please don't be worried about the fact that I have an erection. It has nothing to do with you.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard

“A man's best friend, his right hand.”
Howie Mandel - Maurice

“I probably could have saved her if I'd have moved sooner. But I thought it was just another nightmare, like the one I had the night before. There was... there was this guy; he had knives for fingers.”

Jsu Garcia - Rod Lane