- Dwight: Okay, thanks, "Handyman".
- Hanson: I'm actually the caretaker. Oh, aren't those cool new skates? Now you be careful with those, you don't want to fall and break something.
- Dwight: Oh, that's funny, that's real funny. Um, let me give you a "hand".
[starts clapping]

David Cross - Dwight
Chris Elliott - Hanson

“- Hanson: All right, who's ready for a wing?
- Dwight: Yours or the turkey's?”

Chris Elliott - Hanson
David Cross - Dwight

“- X-Phile 1: Hey! Luke doesn't push Vader!
- X-Phile 2: Well he should've. I mean, the guy cut his hand off.”

Joel Michaely - X-Phile #1
Jay Paulson - X-Phile #2

“He threw my hand to a crocodile, the beast liked it so much, it's followed me ever since, licking its lips for the rest of me.”
Jason Isaacs - Captain Hook

“- TS Quint: You should see yourself right now, a grown man with his hand down his pants.
- Brodie: Yeah, I probably look like my old man.”
Jeremy London - TS Quint
Jason Lee - Brodie