“- Angelo Barberini: So you think this will kill them?
- Anna Barberini: Yeah, it will kill them.”

Luke Kirby - Angelo Barberini
Claudia Ferri - Anna Barberini

“Mom, I'm a lesbian. But don't tell Daddy! I want to wait for a good time; like Father's Day or Christmas Morning!”
Jennifer Dundas - Chris Paradis

It kills me to know that they look at me and all they can think is, "Where did we go wrong?".

Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“Suppose your parents are unhappy with you. It's good for them. It develops character.”
Monty Woolley - Sheridan Whiteside

“The trouble with kids is they always figure they're smarter than their parents.”
William Demarest - Constable Edmund Kockenlocker