“What kind of father wants his own son to fail?”
James Franco - Jake Huard

“- Dr. Hackenbush: I proposed to your mother once.
- Judy: But that's my father!
- Dr. Hackenbush: No wonder he turned me down.”

Groucho Marx - Dr. Hackenbush
Maureen O'Sullivan - Judy

“I was sure I was going to get that scholarship. My dad of course was sure I wasn't. When I didn't, he was real understanding, you know. He loves to do that. He loves to be understanding when I fail.”
Daniel Stern - Cyril

“You ready to fail like your dad’s condom?”
Jack Falahee - Connor Walsh

“When you flop in your country you end up in a coffin.”
George Raft - Joe Barton