“My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“If we forgive our fathers, what is left?”
Evan Adams - Thomas Builds-the-Fire

“Our children get turned into little monsters, but who's to blame?”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

“- Dorian Montier: I'd like to be the father-to-be.
- Sally Jackson: You can't be the father and the brother! That's the kind of thing that messes kids up!”
Luke Wilson - Dorian Montier
Drew Barrymore - Sally Jackson

“- Edna Maverick: It really wasn't that easy for him growing up. Like I said before, he never really knew his father.
- Cody Maverick: I'm not really the person to ask about it, truthfully, because I was too young to remember. I'm not the only kid on the island whose dad was eaten.”
Dana Belben - Edna Maverick
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick