“Times change, we need to change as well.”
Matt Damon - Francois Pienaar

“No man can do it. It goes against nature. The male was biologically designed to spread his seed. You're gonna piss off the seeds, man! It goes against science! You wanna be the guy who goes against science?”

Paulo Costanzo - Ryan

“There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now, you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private Hell.”

Dan Aykroyd - Friday

“There's sex and there's love, that's what differentiates humans from animals.”
Tom Everett Scott - Andy McDermott

“- Max: What if I told you I have no interest in getting laid right now?
- Neil: Interest in getting laid is the human condition!”
James Spader - Max Baron
Jason Alexander - Neil