Plants quotes

“- Daniel: If Mr. Miyagi doesn't sell this tree we're looking for, he loses his business. He's broke. His social security can barely cover the expenses on his rowboat. This tree is like money in the bank.
- Jessica: Great. So now we're robbing a bank.”
Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso
Robyn Lively - Jessica

“- Mushnik: Listen Seymour. Just because you put a strange and interesting plant in the window doesn't mean that it'll bring customers!
- The First Customer: Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant in the window!”

Vincent Gardenia - Mushnik
Christopher Guest - The First Customer

“You know plants have the ability to target specific threats. Tobacco plants when attacked by heliothis caterpillars will send out a chemical attracting wasps to kill just those caterpillars. We don't know how plants obtain these abilities, they just evolve very rapidly.”
Frank Collison - Nursery Owner

“I did in fact survive on a deserted planet by farming in my own shit. Yes, it's actually worse than it sounds. So, let's not talk about that ever again.”
Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“Don't water the plants, they're plastic!”
Eugene Levy - Gerry Fleck

“Plant a good seed and you will joyfully gather fruit.”
Shirley MacLaine - Mary Kay

“I don't know anything about plants except that you make cakes out of them!”

Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson

“What kind of cuckoo-brain carries a cactus in her purse?”
Brad Pitt - Early Grayce

“This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants.”
Jeff Garlin - Captain

“- Shop Owner: Sir, I can't replace the plant just because you killed it.
- Gerhardt: I did not kill this plant, it was sick or something. I gave it everything. I was talking to it, telling it stories. I drew a sketch of it, and put it on my refrigerator.
- Shop Owner: Did you water it?”
Alan Tudyk - Gerhardt

- Seth Gecko: You. Plant yourself in that chair.
- Hostage Gloria Hill: What are you gonna do with...
- Seth Gecko: I said "plant yourself". Plants don't talk.
George Clooney - Seth Gecko
Brenda Hillhouse - Hostage Gloria Hill

“- Daniel: Will it be okay?
- Miyagi: Depend if root's strong.”

Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso
Pat Morita - Miyagi

“- Seymour Krelborn: Look, you're a plant, an inanimate object.
- Audrey II: Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If I can talk, and I can move, whose to say I do can't anyhing I want?”
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
Levi Stubbs - Audrey II

“Hello. My name is Elliot Moore. I'm just going to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We're just here to use the bathroom, and we're just going to leave. I hope that's okay.
[he touches a leaf]
Plastic. I'm talking to a plastic plant. I'm still doing it.”

Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore

“Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?”
Peter Dante - Dante

“It's my best friend. Always happy. No questions.”

Jean Reno - Leon

“You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!”

Bill Murray - John

“- Seymour Krelborn: You don't know what you're saying.
- Audrey: But I do! It's the one gift I can give you. And if I'm in the plant, then I am part of the plant, so in a way... we'll always be together.”

Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
Ellen Greene - Audrey

“I got a cactus in my bathroom but we got nothing to say to each other.”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.”

Bill Murray - Carl Spackler

“- Lt. Dave Spradling: I'm going to charge him with possession and being under the influence while on duty. You plead guilty, I recommend thirty days in the brig with loss of rank and pay.
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee: It was oregano, Dave. It was ten dollars' worth of oregano.”
Matt Craven - Lt. Dave Spradling
Tom Cruise - Lt. Daniel Kaffee

“- Ryan: Please, tell me we're risking our lives for that little plant.
- Jane Proudfoot: I wouldn't even call it a plant; I'd call it a weed.
- Neil: I wouldn't even call it a weed.”
Ving Rhames - Ryan
Peri Gilpin - Jane
Steve Buscemi - Neil

“I'm a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad!”
Levi Stubbs - Audrey II

“- Agent Dana Scully: Any thoughts as to why anybody would be growing corn in the middle of the desert?
- Agent Fox Mulder: Those could be giant Jiffy-Pop poppers.”
Gillian Leigh Anderson - Agent Dana Scully
David Duchovny - Agent Fox Mulder

“- Poison Ivy: The same plants and flowers that saw you crawl from the primordial soup will reclaim the planet. And there will be no-one to protect you.
- Gossip Gerty: You must be new in town. In Gotham City, Batman and Robin protect us. Even from plants and flowers.”
Uma Thurman - Poison Ivy
Elizabeth Sanders - Gossip Gerty