“- Bruce Baldwin: I like him; he's got a lot of charm.
- Hildy Johnson: Well he comes by it naturally, his grandfather was a snake.”

Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Thetis: What a dangerous precedent. What if there more heroes like him? What if courage and imagination became everyday mortal qualities? What will become of us?
- Zeus: We would no longer be needed. But, for the moment, there is sufficient cowardice, sloth and mendacity down there on Earth to last forever.”

Maggie Smith - Thetis
Laurence Olivier - Zeus

“Things aren't sequential. Good doesn't lead to good nor bad to bad. People steal, don't get caught. Live the good life. Others lie, cheat and get elected. Some people stop to help a stranded motorist and get taken out by a speeding semi. There's no accounting for it. How you play the cards you're dealt, that's all that matters.”
Tobin Bell - Jigsaw

“Kelp, it's human nature. Kelp, people just don't like teachers blowing up their kids!”
Del Moore - Dr. Mortimer S. Warfield

“We all come from a factory and, sometimes, the factory makes bad machines. They don't work. So, they put them here. The bad machines don't know that they're bad machines. But, the people at the factory know. They know that you are one of the machines that doesn't work.”
Peter Jeffrey - Ahmet