“One should never trust a woman.”
Akim Tamiroff - Uncle Pio

“Can't trust a woman in a pants suit. Men wear the pants. The world doesn't need anymore Hillary Clintons.”
Chris Cooper - Robert Hanssen

“Can't trust women - even when they're dead!”
Max Phipps - Ben Pease

“Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry.”
Andrew McCarthy - Kevin Dolenz

“I'm sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.”

Trey Parker - Mr. Herbert Garrison