“- Devon: When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women.
- Cornwall: Yeah, we're a giant talking lizard with two heads. We're gonna have to beat them off with a stick.”
Eric Idle - Devon
Don Rickles - Cornwall

- Sam: If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.
- Frodo: Come on, Sam. Remember what Bilbo used to say: "It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to".
Sean Astin - Sam
Elijah Wood - Frodo

“- Rogue: Niagra Falls... up the Canadian Rockies, and then... it's only a few hundred miles to Anchorage.
- Rogue's Boyfriend: Won't it be kinda cold?
- Rogue: That's the point, stupid, otherwise it wouldn't be an adventure!”

Anna Paquin - Rogue
Shawn Roberts - Rogue's Boyfriend

“Adventure is out there!”

Christopher Plummer - Charles Muntz

“- Ace Hunter: There are reasons for everything we do, Major.
- Zara: Do they include leaving your guests to bake in the middle of the desert, greeted by a cowboy, and be attacked by wild creatures?
- Ace Hunter: If it's a comfortable tour you're looking for, I have connections... at DisneyLand!”
Barry Bostwick - Ace Hunter
Persis Khambatta - Zara