“- Max Basner: That was something we all had in common... your grandfather, me, you. We always knew how to talk a girl into bed.
- David Basner: I'm glad you still can.
- Max Basner: I can't. I can't do it anymore.”
Jackie Gleason - Max Basner
Tom Hanks - David Basner

- Nelson: I keep wondering what Stu said to those girls.
- Adam: Oh, probably something like "Nice night, isn't it? Be nicer if you spent it with us".
- Nelson: Yeah, he probably made it sound good, too.
- Adam: Sure, Stu's what you call professionally cool.
David Knell - Nelson
Perry Lang - Adam

“- Wayne Carter: I think you could turn a man's head very easily if he wasn't careful.
- Flower Belle: There's no fun in being too careful.”
Dick Foran - Wayne Carter
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“- Myra: Do you think you'll remember me now?
- Roy Cronin: I think so, for the rest of my life.”
Vivien Leigh - Myra
Robert Taylor - Roy Cronin

“None of your quibbling. None of your questioning. None of your doubts. This is positive, you see. This is affirmative, you see. This is final, you see. You're going to marry me, you see!”

Robert Taylor - Roy Cronin