- Matt: Maybe it's one of those love numbers.
- Felix Bean: What? Like "I want to be with you 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year"?
- Zach: Yeah, but these numbers are 213147.
- Felix Bean: Oh well, I guess she wants to be with you three days a week, 21 hours a day, 147 days a year.

Paul Soter - Matt
Steve Lemme - Felix Bean
Jay Chandrasekhar - Zach

“Although we are constantly exploring the subject, currently there is no direct evidence that links cellphone usage to brain cancer.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“- Agent Simmons: Nokias are real nasty. You've gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai.
- Maggie Madsen: Nokia's from Finland.”

John Turturro - Agent Simmons
Rachael Taylor - Maggie Madsen

“Have you ever dialed 9-1-1? It's like trying to get a mortgage.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“I'm calling from a pay phone because I can't get my piece of shit cell phone to work unless I stand on my head with my fingers up my ass!”
Sasha Alexander - Jackie Samantha Gold