Numbers quotes

“There are infinite numbers between zero and one.”
Shailene Woodley - Hazel

“- Raymond Babbitt: 246 total.
- Charlie Babbitt: How many?
- Sally Dibbs: 250.
- Charlie Babbitt: Pretty close.
- Sally Dibbs: There's four left in the box.”

Dustin Hoffman - Raymond Babbitt
Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt
Bonnie Hunt - Sally Dibbs

“It's just a number. I'm sure you've written down every 216 digit number. You've translated all of them. You've intoned them all. Haven't you? What's it gotten you? The number is nothing! It's the meaning. It's the syntax. It's what's between the numbers. You haven't understood it. It's because it's not for you! I've got it. I've got it! And I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Sean Gullette - Maximillian Cohen

“- Coach Paul 'Doc' Hines: You have twelve brothers and sisters?
- Coach Herman Boone: Eight.
- Coach Paul 'Doc' Hines: Yeah, twelve sounds better.”
Gregory Alan Williams - Coach Paul 'Doc' Hines
Denzel Washington - Coach Herman Boone

They'd call me "Johnny 600" if they knew the truth.

Danny Trejo - Johnny-23

“- Kate: Did you know that there are four hundred and fifty-two official government cheeses in this country? Don't you think that's incredible? To come up with four hundred and fifty-two ways of classifying what is basically a bacterial process?
- Luc Teyssier: You would prefer one cheese? One cheeseburger to put it on and one restaurant to eat...” (continue)(continue reading)

Meg Ryan - Kate
Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier

“- Oliver Oxley: Now, the question is, how much cash do you want? Barnaby, I said how much cash do you want? Name any amount.
- Barnaby: A zillion dollars!
- Oliver Oxley: What?
- G.J. Culverly: How much did he say?
- Barnaby: A zillion dollars - that's a million trillion.”
Charles Coburn - Mr. Oliver Oxley
Cary Grant - Dr. Barnaby Fulton
Larry Keating - G.J. Culverly

“- Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?
- Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.
- March Hare: Ah, you mean you can't very well take less.
- Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.”
Ed Wynn - The Mad Hatter
Kathryn Beaumont - Alice in Wondeland
Jerry Colonna - March Hare

“- Derek: I see you've done this before.
- Kate: Only about twice a day for the last 20 years.
- Derek: That's 14,000 cups of coffee.
- Kate: Oh... He does math, too.”

Rob Lowe - Derek
Kristin Davis - Kate

“- Blake: If you need anything, anything at all, don't hesitate to give me a call on my cellular telephone device. Here ya go. That's my number!
- Natalie: That's very charming. But you do realize there's like... 3.6 million permutations of how this can go together?”

Liam Hemsworth - Blake
Rebel Wilson - Natalie

“- SAS SGT: There's more than 100 terrorists in there!
- Mike Banning: Yeah? Well, they should've brought more men.”
Bryan Larkin - SAS Lieutenant
Gerard Butler - Mike Banning

“Prime numbers can only be divided by one or itself. Three is a prime number. The Holy Trinity? The thesis and antithesis that come together to form the synthesis.”
Jamie Foxx - Lt. Henry Purcell

“So this is the world, and there are almost six billion people on it. When I was a kid, there were three. It's hard to keep up.”
Tom Cruise - Jerry Maguire

“You want to find the number 216 in the world, you will be able to find it everywhere. 216 steps from a mere street corner to your front door. 216 seconds you spend riding on the elevator. When your mind becomes obsessed with anything, you will filter everything else out and find that thing everywhere.”
Mark Margolis - Sol Robeson

“- Princess Jehnna: Conan! There are six of them against her!
- Conan: One, two, three... I think you're right.”
Olivia d'Abo - Princess Jehnna
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“- Annie: Oh, sure. Sprout's used to strange women riding her. Not that you're strange or anything. Actually, compared to the others, you seem relatively normal.
- Meredith: Others? What others?
- Annie: What others? Puh-leeze. You want the 411?
- Meredith: The 411?
- Annie: The 'information'... the lowdown on the other women. Can't say that I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake

- Veronica Vaughn: We're going to start today by reading together a short story entitled "My Sister Fanny".
[the class laughs]
- Veronica Vaughn: Quiet. So let's all open our "Reading Is Fun" books to page sixty nine.
- Billy Madison: Sixty nine!
[laughs]
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Veronica Vaughn
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch.”
Harland Williams - Hitchhiker

“Time is just a counting system. Numbers with meaning attached to them.”
Jim Carrey - Walter Sparrow

“- Dr. Peter Venkman: We've taken our own head count. There seem to be six million completely miserable assholes living in the tri-state area.
- Hardemeyer: Oh, please!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Excuse me, six million and one.”
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
Kurt Fuller - Hardemeyer

“- Willy Wonka: [making a mysterious formula] Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
- Mrs. Teevee: That's 105%!”
Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka
Nora Denney - Mrs. Teevee

“There is a number hidden in every act of life, in every aspect of the universe.”
Sean Penn - Paul Rivers

“Sallah, I said no camels. That's five camels. Can't you count?”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“- Gil Renard: Can I just say something? Did you ever think how one man who's doing well... might throw off the rest of the team? What I'm saying is, like, you have to think what's best for the team, right? You might have to lay down a sacrifice. I'm talking about Bobby Rayburn's number. I don't know if you really understand how much he needs...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert De Niro - Gil Renard
Benicio del Toro - Juan Primo

“I'm gonna go call 911. What's the number?”
Seth Green - Mick