“My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.”
Cathy Ladman

“I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.”
Buddy Hackett

My fourth husband and I had tremendous fights. He used his fists more than his mouth. They ought to rewrite the ceremony: "In sickness and in hell..."
Bette Davis

“She was too beautiful for words, but non for arguments.”

John Barrymore

“You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?”
Bud Abbott