“When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.”
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“- Captain von Trapp: Fraulein Maria, did I or did I not say that bedtime is to be strictly observed in this household?
- Maria: Yes, well the children were scared of the thunderstorm and... you did, sir.
- Captain von Trapp: And do you or do you not have trouble following these simple instructions?
- Maria: Only during thunderstorms, sir.”
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp
Julie Andrews - Maria

“- Doug Butabi: You can not take away our dreams.
- Steve Butabi: Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.”
Chris Kattan - Doug Butabi
Will Ferrell - Steve Butabi

“- Jeremy Grey: I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
- John Beckwith: Soft mattress?
- Jeremy Grey: Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“- Woman on Plane: Would you please stop hitting the back of my chair? I am trying to sleep!
- Clifford Daniels: I'm sorry, Miss Nice Older Person, but I don't know what you're talking about. Perhaps you were just having a nightmare about your early days in the circus.”

Brandis Kemp - Woman on Plane
Martin Hayter Short - Clifford Daniels