Samuel L. Jackson movie quotes

Samuel L. Jackson movie quotes, phrases and lines
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Samuel L. Jackson quotes
  • “I kind of realize that I have a tendency to choose the kind of films I watched when I was a kid and would go home and pretend with my friends that we were in those movies after we saw them.”
    Samuel L. Jackson
     
  • “I came to coach basketball players, and you became students. I came to teach boys, and you became men.”
    Samuel L. Jackson - Coach Ken Carter
  • “- Jules Winnfield: Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
    - Vincent Vega: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
    - Jules Winnfield: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her...” (continue)
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    Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
    John Travolta - Vincent Vega
    [Tag:meaning, sex, women]
  • “They had Greta Thunberg headlining. She’s this teenage girl who’d become famous even though everything she says is depressing. Kind of like Billie Eilish.”
    Samuel L. Jackson - Dash Bracket
  • “- Nick Fury: How's the suit?
    - Peter Parker: It's a little tight around the ol' web-shooter.”

    Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury
    Tom Holland - Peter Parker
    [Tag:apparel]
  • “Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.”
    Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury
    [Tag:movie, quotations]
  • You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says "I hate niggers" has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking. Hey! I'm talking to you! Now you've got about ten seconds before those guys see you, and when they do... (continue)(continue reading)

    Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
  • “What kind of a moron tries to flush body parts down a toilet, especially when he's got a perfectly good furnace out back?”
    Samuel L. Jackson - John Mills
  • When the handbill says "dead or alive", the rest of us just shoot you in the back from up on top a perch somewhere and bring you in dead over a saddle. But when John Ruth “The Hangman” catches you... You hang!
    Samuel L. Jackson - Major Marquis Warren
  • “- Ordell Robbie: You know you smoke too much of that shit, that shit gonna rob you of your own ambition.
    - Melanie Ralston: Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV...”

    Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
    Bridget Fonda - Melanie Ralston
  • “Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesn't make it pancakes!”
    Samuel L. Jackson - Trip
    [Tag:lying, proverbs, truth]
  • “Yes they had weapons! You think there's a script for fighting a war without pissing somebody off? Follow the rules and nobody gets hurt? Yes, innocent people probably died. Innocent people always die but I did not exceed my orders.”
    Samuel L. Jackson - Childers
    [Tag:death, war, weapons]
  • “You ever watch lions at the zoo? You can always tell which ones were captured in the wild by the look in their eyes. The wild cat. She remembers running across the plain, the thrill of the hunt. Four hundred pounds of killing fury, locked in a box. But after a while, their eyes start to glaze over, and you can tell their soul has died.”

    Samuel L. Jackson - Agent Augustus Gibbons
  • “- Jack Ryan: It just pissed me off. I couldn't just stand there and watch him shoot those people right in front of me. It was... rage. Pure rage... Just made me mad.
    - Robby: Here's hoping you never get mad at me, man.”

    Harrison Ford - Jack Ryan
    Samuel L. Jackson - Robby
    [Tag:anger, killing]
  • “- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: Let's try to get in the killing mode.
    - Chris Sanchez: I am in killing mode.
    - Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: So why you smiling?
    - Chris Sanchez: Because it tickles me.”

    Samuel L. Jackson - Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson
    Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez
  • “- Elijah Price: Why is it, do you think, that of all the professions in the world you chose protection?
    - David Dunn: You are a very strange man.
    - Elijah Price: You could have been a tax accountant. You could have owned your own gym. You could have opened a chain of restaurants. You could've done of ten thousand things, but in the end, you...” (continue)
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    Samuel L. Jackson - Elijah Price
    Bruce Willis - David Dunn
    [Tag:choice, decision, job]
  • “- Dr. Harry Adams: Are you a religious man, Norman?
    - Dr. Norman Goodman: Atheist, but I'm flexible.”

    Samuel L. Jackson - Dr. Harry Adams
    Dustin Hoffman - Dr. Norman Goodman
    [Tag:atheism, religion]
  • “You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder.”
    Samuel L. Jackson - Russell Franklin
    [Tag:killing, nature, snow]
  • “- Zeus Carver: You know this guy Simon we're talking to?
    - John McClane: Yeah. I threw his little brother off the thirty-second floor of Nakatomi Towers out in L.A. I guess he's a little pissed off about it.
    - Zeus Carver: Wait a minute. You mean to tell me I'm in this shit 'cause some white cop threw some white asshole's brother off a roof?”

    Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
    Bruce Willis - John McClane
  • - Zeus Carver: Why you keep calling me Jésus? I look Puerto Rican to you?
    - John McClane: Guy back there called you Jésus.
    - Zeus Carver: He didn't say Jésus. He said, "Hey, Zeus"! My name is Zeus.
    - John McClane: Zeus?
    - Zeus Carver: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass?... (continue)
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    Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
    Bruce Willis - John McClane
    [Tag:badness, nickname]
  • “You know how I came up with the idea for the Triple-X program? Skateboards and swimming pools.”
    Samuel L. Jackson - Augustus Gibbons
  • “- Augustus Gibbons: Let me simplify it for you. Kick some ass, get the girl, and try to look dope while you do it.
    - Xander Cage: I could definitely make that work.”

    Samuel L. Jackson - Augustus Gibbons
    Vin Diesel - Xander Cage
    [Tag:appearance, pride]
  • “This is some pretty surreal shit, being at your own funeral.”
    Samuel L. Jackson - Augustus Gibbons
    [Tag:funeral]
  • “- Timo Cruz: Teachers ain't supposed to touch students.
    - Coach Ken Carter: I'm not a teacher. I'm the new basketball coach.”

    Rick Gonzalez - Timo Cruz
    Samuel L. Jackson - Coach Ken Carter
    [Tag:sport, teachers]
  • “- Coach Ken Carter: I end up taking a roadtrip to the suburbs where I find my drunk-ass point guard on top of Daddy's little princess.
    - Worm: Actually, I was on the bottom, coach, she was on the top.”

    Samuel L. Jackson - Coach Ken Carter
    Antwon Tanner - Worm
    [Tag:sex, trouble]
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