“- Mr. Jones: I look better than you!
- Uncle Elroy: You don't!
- Mr. Jones: I cook better than you!
- Uncle Elroy: You can't!
- Mr. Jones: My dick is bigger than yours!
- Uncle Elroy: It was cold that night! ”
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“A man's gonna do anything for his family.”
Ed Harris - Eddie Lorenzo

“There are three things a man must do alone: be born, die and, well, we all know the other one.”

John Leguizamo - Cholo

“Real men don't play bridge.”

Russell Crowe - Max Skinner

“- Grace: When are you coming home?
- Anthony Adams: I can't come home, Grace, I'm an adult.”
Shea Fowler - Grace
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams