“I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza. I woke up all greasy and sweaty. My sheets looked like what they wrap deli sandwiches in. Maybe I should join a gym. ”
Josh Radnor - Ted Mosby

“Wow, my first X-rated movie. I don't know what's going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez

“I'm part Sicilian? That makes sense. I eat the shit out of pizza.”
Joseph Sikora - Tommy Egan

“You've taken all the joy out of life. I was all through with this kind of stuff. I mean, I knew I'd never have it - but there was no envy in my heart.”

Veronica Lake - The Girl

“I am here to spread Joy, tell me when you find her.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Wally Sparks