“- Jeremy Grey: Todd, I notice you haven't even touched your food yet.
- Todd Cleary: I don't eat meat or fish.
- Grandma Mary Cleary: He's a homo.”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Keir O'Donnell - Todd Cleary
Ellen Albertini Dow - Grandma Mary Cleary

“I guess I prefer sausage to taco.”

Lusia Strus - Alexa

“- Emily Montgomery: Are you really gay?
- Howard Brackett: Hmm-hmm...
- Emily Montgomery: Was there... any other time you might've told me this? I'm wearing a wedding dress, which you picked out!”
Joan Cusack - Emily Montgomery
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“Howard, we want you to know: you're our son, and we'll always love you, gay, straight, red, green, if you rob a bank, if you kill someone.”

Debbie Reynolds - Berniece Brackett

“- Howard Brackett: He's just never had a physical relationship with her.
- Father Tim: Never? In three years?
- Howard Brackett: He respects her.
- Father Tim: He's gay!”

Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett
Joseph Maher - Father Tim