“Wedding Crashers” quotes(2005)
Plot – Two divorce mediators - John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey - are business partners and lifelong friends. Especially in spring, they share with each other a peculiar hobby: they invite themselves to weddings. Whatever the nationality of the wedding reception is - Jewish, Italian, Irish, Chinese, Hindu - the charismatic and charming duo always has interesting stories to share with the guests, inevitably becoming the hit of every party. They apply their infallible "rule of infiltration" to meet and cheer women up, who are excited by the thought of marriage. At the end of another successful season of drinking among pages and bridesmaids, Jeremy finds out that the daughter of the Secretary of Treasury William Cleary is getting married. This marriage will be the event of the year in Washington. Once they are inside the luxurious reception, John and Jeremy immediately set their sights on the bridesmaids Claire and Gloria Cleary.
All actors – Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Christopher Walken, Rachel McAdams, Isla Fisher, Jane Seymour, Ellen Albertini Dow, Keir O'Donnell, Bradley Cooper, Ron Canada, Henry Gibson, Dwight Yoakam, Rebecca De Mornay, David Conrad, Jennifer Alden, Geoff Stults, James McDonnell, Jesse Henecke, Lou Cutell, Sparkle, Frank Ray Perilli, Patricia Place, Chao Li Chi, Norma Michaels, Noel De Souza, Ivana Bozilovic, Camille Anderson, Rachel Sterling, Diora Baird, Ned Schmidtke, Jennifer Massey, Dylan James Turner, Sophia Blouin, Stephen J. Downs, Larry Joe Campbell, Mark Duane Anderson, Irene Roseen, Jules Mandel, Betsy Ames, Carson Elrod, Joshua Wheeler, John G. Pavelec, Charles Kahlenberg, Kathryn Joosten, Karen Miller, Tanaya Nicole, Naureen Zaim, Cindy Taylor, Melanie Hawkins, Summer Altice, Lisa Beach, Lovelynn Vanderhorst, Phyllis Samhaber, O.J. Watson, Al Cerullo, , Rita Rani Ahuja, Mark Atkinson, Shawn Barber, Claudia Barroso, Mike Bellesfield, Jed Bernard, Beau Bowden, Jenna Burgland, Steve Carson, James Carville, Robert Randolph Caton, Brandon Cox, Kelly De Sarla, Marc De'Antone, Jewel Donohue, Jonn Faircrest, Will Ferrell, Jeff Fields, Adrian Finkelstein, Pamela Fischer, Gill Garci, Tony Giammattei, Jason Aaron Goldberg, Ina Haybaeck-Rogers, James A. Howard, Roopashree Jeevaji, Z.M. Nan Khan, Joe Koons, Brian T. Lynch, Robert Neal Marshall, Amber Matthews, John McCain, Betsy McIntyre, Michael McKennitt, Mike Monroe, Stephanie Nevin, Brad Newman, Jacob Newman, Joseph Oliveira, Laura Orrico, Neil Patil, Libby Pedersen, Paola Perla, Richard Riehle, Carolyn Robertson, Lindsay Schoneweis, Dipendra Sharma, McKenzie Shea, William F. Smith, Jim Templar, John H. Tobin, Holly Traister, Debbie Tsamoudakis, Juting Tsang, Schuster Vance, Kelsey Wedeen, Michelle Woods, Brigitte Wulf, Rachel Zeskindshow all
“Wedding Crashers” Quotes 23 quotes
“But that wife of his, Eleanor... big dyke! Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule.”
“True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.”
“You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.”
“Love doesn't exist, that's what I'm trying to tell you guys. And I'm not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either.”
“You're sitting there, you're wondering, 'do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested?' I'm not really... and when am i supposed to kiss her?”
“- John Beckwith: How long have you and the Secretary been married?
- Kathleen Cleary: 30 years next April.
- John Beckwith: That's beautiful.
- Kathleen Cleary: Yeah. And we were faithful for two of them.”
“- Jeremy Grey: Do you know what that awareness is, Gloria?
- Gloria Cleary: What?
- Jeremy Grey: That we're all one. That separateness is an illusion.”
“Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.”
“Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.”
“- Secretary Cleary: Once Sack and Claire tie the knot, two of the great American families, the Clearys and the Lodges, will finally unite.
- John Beckwith: And then of course you can challenge the Klingons for interstellar domination.”
“A friend in need is a pest.”
“- John Beckwith: Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
- Jeremy Grey: That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a fucking human being! That'll get you jacked up.”
The guy wants to run for president, he thinks "Moby Dick" is a venereal disease.
“- Woman at Jewish Reception: You were crying.
- John Beckwith: Oh shit! You weren't supposed to see that. Now you probably think I'm a big pussy.
- Woman at Jewish Reception: No, you were so sweet.”