“- Sgt. Nowland: Goodbye you wonderful package of animal instinct.
- Studio Guide: Every time I look at the Hollywoodland sign, I'll remember...
- Sgt. Nowland: I'll meet you there after the war... and we'll unscrew all the bulbs!”
Dane Clark - Sgt. Nowland
Janis Paige - Studio Guide

“- Muriel Heslop: I can't stay married to you, David. I have to stop lying now. I've told so many lies... I don't love you.
- David Van Arkle: I don't love you either, but I think I could like having you around.”
Toni Collette - Muriel Heslop
Daniel Lapaine - David Van Arkle

“You guys have the weirdest goodbye rituals.”

Paul Rudd - Scott Lang

“In the event I don't make it back, I want you to know you've been a real friend, R2. My best one, in fact.”
Anthony Daniels - C-3PO

“- Dave Skylark: As the two best friends stared each other in the eyes, they knew that this might be the end of a long road. But they also knew how much they meant to each other. And even though neither one could say it out loud, they were both thinking...
- Aaron Rapaport: I love you.”
James Franco - Dave Skylark
Seth Rogen - Aaron Rapaport