“When it comes to the affairs of the heart, even the greatest warriors can be a consummate idiots.”
Sihung Lung - Sir Te

“- William Thatcher: I can't explain it. She makes me feel like a poet.
- Roland: Well you may feel like a poet, but you sound like an idiot. You don't even know her name.”
Shannyn Sossamon - William Thatcher
Mark Addy - Roland

“Honestly, if you're not willing to sound stupid you don't deserve to be in love.”
Amanda Peet - Emily Friehl

“What is it about love that makes us so stupid?”
Diane Lane - Frances

“- Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
- Donald Schoenstein: Is he bigger than me?”
Karen Allen - Katy
Peter Riegert - Donald Schoenstein