“When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- M: I'm afraid you've got the wrong end of the stick, Max. We're going to stop this system going online, and then I'm going to bring you in.
- C: On what grounds, exactly?
- M: Poor taste in friends.”
Ralph Fiennes - M
Andrew Scott - C

“- James Bond: I'll send you a postcard.
- Q: Please don't.”
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“Hey Vince, buddy, I need a favor - I need you to fuck my daughter's friend so I don't have to.”
Bob Saget - Bob Saget

“- Mike Banning: I was wondering when you were gonna come out of the closet.
- Benjamin Asher: That's not funny.”
Gerard Butler - Mike Banning
Aaron Eckhart - Benjamin Asher