“You're 40-years-old, you're four times as old as this girl, and you can't marry her, so you wait five years. By that time the little girl's 15 and you're 45. You're only three times as old as that little girl. So you wait 15 years and when the girl is 30, you're at 60. You're only twice as old as that little girl.”

Bud Abbott - Slicker Smith

“- Billy: Oh. I can't! I con't do it!
- Jessica: You always said you'd love me no matter what.
- Billy: Bu... I... you're a 30-year-old dude!
- Jessica: Just on the outside!”

Matthew Lawrence - Billy
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.”
Jeanne Moreau

“The French are true romantics. They feel the only difference between a man of forty and one of seventy is thirty years of experience.”
Maurice Chevalier

“- Eddie Bartlett: He can't be more than fifteen.
- George Hally: He'll never be sixteen.”

James Cagney - Eddie Bartlett
Humphrey Bogart - George Hally