Malcom McDowell movie quotes

“How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya eunuch jelly thou!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!”

Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

- Soran: Have you ever considered a prosthesis that would make you look a little more... how can I say... more normal?
- Geordi: What's normal?
- Soran: "What's normal?". Well, that's a good question. Normal is what everyone else is and you are not.
Malcom McDowell - Soran
LeVar Burton - Geordi

“- Col. F.E. Cochrane: You threatening me, Murphy?
- Officer Frank Murphy: No, I'm telling you. Back off!”
Malcom McDowell - Col. F.E. Cochrane
Roy Scheider - Officer Frank Murphy

“You, Mr. Freddie Mays, you had to go swimming in her eyes. Dancing in her hair. You had to slip into her mouth, slide over her tongue. Fall down her throat, deep down into her belly. Right into her blood. You had to fall asleep wrapped around her beautiful, beating heart.”
Malcom McDowell - Gangster 55

“Eggiwegs...I would like to smash 'em, and pick 'em all up and throw...owww!! Fucking hell!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Minister: Do I make myself clear?
- Alex: As an unmuddied lake, Fred. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, Fred.”
Anthony Sharp - Minister
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“My name is H.G. Wells. I came here in a time machine of my own construction. I am pursuing Jack the Ripper, who escaped into the future in my machine.”
Malcom McDowell - H.G. Wells

“We can surgically remove him from the air like a tumor.”

Malcom McDowell - Col. F.E. Cochrane

“One day I'll catch up with you. You want a war? I'll give you a fucking war one arm tied behind me back.”

Malcom McDowell - Gangster 55

“It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Different directors offer you different things, and it's not necessarily the most obvious things.”
Malcom McDowell

“Let's not get too precious about it: actors are not heart surgeons or brain surgeons. We are just entertaining people.”
Malcom McDowell

“I never do research unless it's extraordinary circumstances.”
Malcom McDowell

“There are no great scripts - just great films.”
Malcom McDowell

“An actor cannot be a censor. I'm there to interpret.”
Malcom McDowell

“The thing is, I've never been a handsome leading-man type, so let's not kid ourselves.”
Malcom McDowell

“The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas.”
Malcom McDowell

“Thinking about the motion isn't being the motion.”
Malcom McDowell - Alberto Antonelli

“Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Enjoying that are you my darlin'? Bit cold and pointless isn't it my lovely? What's happened to yours, my little sister?”

Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“This is the real weepy and like tragic part, of the story beginning, oh my brothers and only friends.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Initiative comes to thems that wait.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow. A nice warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)