“- Andy: Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, hey ladies?
- Vera: Aye, but we can do without the drugs and rock 'n' roll!”
Ewan McGregor - Andy
Sue Johnston - Vera

“- Cooper: Professor Chermenko, what about that handwriting?
- Prof. Chermenko: Ah. Richard Drew is a complex man, filled to the breaking point with psychological conflicts. His violin is a substitute for severe anger and repression. Sexual repression.”
Dabney Coleman - Cooper
Jeff Ware - Prof. Chermenko

“Playing the drums is like making love. You can't be looking down seeing what’s going on trying to get the flow right.”
Leonard Roberts - Sean Taylor

“As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.”
R.J. Parnell - Mick Shrimpton

“- Lyle: I'm getting a NAD T770 digital decoder with 70-watt amps and Burr-Brown DACs.
- Left Ear: [confused] Yeah...
- Lyle: It's a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women's clothes off!
- Handsome Rob: Now you're talking!”
Seth Green - Lyle
Jason Statham - Left Ear
Jason Statham - Handsome Rob