“You know, by the time we get back to New York, it'll be the middle of winter. So I was thinking, why rush? Maybe we could make a few sidestops along the way.”

Ben Stiller - Alex

“- Luca: Why don't we go out on Saturday? We could go to the movie so if nothing is playing, you could show me around Stoneybrook.
- Stacey McGill: Well, this is kind of it. I mean, it's not like New York City or anything. That's where I grew up. Have you ever been there?
- Luca: No, not yet.
- Stacey McGill: It's the best!”
Christian Oliver - Luca
Bre Blair - Stacey McGill

“- Dennis McCabe: I've never been to Long Island.
- Bill McCabe: Yes you have.
- Dennis McCabe: I have?
- Bill McCabe: Yeah. You've been to Queens. Queens is Long Island.
- Dennis McCabe: Queens is a part of New York City. I don't think it's really considered part of Long Island.”
Bill Sage - Dennis McCabe
Robert John Burke - Bill McCabe

“- Tina: What are you doing in New York, anyway?
- Newt: I came to buy a birthday present.
- Tina: Couldn't you have done that in London?
- Newt: No, there's only one breeder of Appaloosa Puffskeins in the world, and he lives in New York, so, no.”
Katherine Waterston - Tina
Eddie Redmayne - Newt

“New York is a wonderful town. Everybody dreams about going there, but we're luckier than lots of families because we're really going. Wait till you see the nice new home we're going to have, and the loads and loads of new friends we're going to make.”

Judy Garland - Esther Smith