“You ruin everything! Every time I bring a man home you spoil it! You know what your shrink says? You're just trying to get a little attention!”

Brooke Bundy - Elaine Parker

“- Max Devlin: I got until midnight, May 15th. That's our deal. Look, I'm... I'm telling you. I'm trying to get these people so hooked on me, they'll sign anything. That takes time. Now, if I go too fast, I'm liable to blow the whole deal!
- Barney Satin: I like your style, Max. You're a devious fellow.”
Elliott Gould - Max Devlin
Bill Cosby - Barney Satin

“You think I'd go hoarse for a player with no potential? When I ignore you... then you worry.”
Christine Dunford - Coach Davis

“Say the point of sex isn't recreation or procreation or any of that stuff. Say it's concentration. Say it's supposed to focus your attention on the person you're sleeping with, like biological highlighter. Otherwise, there's just too many people in the world.”

Lyle Pearce Lovett - Sheriff Carl Tippett

“- Frodo: What do you want?
- Aragorn: A little more caution from you; that is no trinket you carry.
- Frodo: I carry nothing.
- Aragorn: Indeed. I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.”
Elijah Wood - Frodo
Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn