“- Doreen Carter: You are so freaky!
- Jack Carter: Well, we're all a little freaky, Doreen. It's those straight ones you've got to worry about.”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Doreen
Sylvester Stallone - Jack Carter

“Why did it have to be Eddie? He symbolizes everything that disgusts me. Obviousness. Unoriginal macho energy. Ladies man.”
Mickey Rourke - Henry

“Making something the norm is the only way of not making it a talking point.”
Henry Golding

“- Jill Baker: I will not be psycho-analyzed.
- Extra in Ladies Room: That's a very middle-class attitude.
- Jill Baker: I'm a perfectly normal woman.”
Merle Oberon - Jill Baker
Bess Flowers - Extra in Ladies Room

“You're Irena, you're here in America. You're so normal you're even in love with me, Oliver Reed, a good plain Americano. You're so normal you're gonna marry me, and those fairytales, you can tell them to our children. They'll love them.”

Kent Smith - Oliver Reed