“- Franklin Hart, Jr.: Mrs. Rhodes... I am a married man.
- Doralee Rhodes: Forget about your wife! I mean, you may be hers in the evening, but you're my boy from nine to five!”

Dabney Coleman - Franklin Hart, Jr.
Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes

- Artie Mitchell: You're the most beautiful woman in this hot tub.
- Jamie the "Actress": So, where's your wife?
- Karen Mitchell: She's right here, asshole!
- Jamie the "Actress": Bitch.
- Artie Mitchell: Honey!
Charlie Sheen - Artie Mitchell
Kim Poirier - Jamie the "Actress"
Nicole de Boer - Karen Mitchell

“Stop fucking Bob's wife. He doesn't like it.”
James Woods - Alan Mann

“- Miles Massey: You propose that, in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear.
- Rex: Is it possible?
- Miles Massey: It's a challenge.”
George Clooney - Miles
Edward Herrmann - Rex Rexroth

“Here are the rules: she never finds out and we never fall in love. Agreed?”

Neve Campbell - Sarah Cassidy