“Face it ladies, I'm older and I have more insurance.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch

“Dublin people think they are the center of the world and the center of Ireland. And they don't realize that people have to leave Ireland to get work.”
Martin McDonagh

“Those two fellows we created, they were nice, very nice people. They never get anywhere because they are both so dumb, but they don't know they're dumb. One of the reasons why people like us, I guess, is because they feel superior to us.”
Oliver Hardy

“People always think success in show business gives them the right to be moral political arbiters.”
Joel Schumacher

“What makes me mad is arrogance, pretension, putting on airs.”
David Duchovny