“- Ida Kitaeva Laurel: I may live in Hollywood, but I am not Hollywood.
- Lucille Hardy: Ida, you are the epitome of Hollywood.”
Nina Arianda - Ida Kitaeva Laurel
Shirley Henderson - Lucille Hardy

“- Joe Gillis: I didn't know you were planning a comeback.
- Norma Desmond: I hate that word. It's a return, a return to the millions of people who have never forgiven me for deserting the screen.”
William M. Holden - Joe Gillis
Gloria Swanson - Norma Desmond

“The stars are ageless, aren't they?”
Gloria Swanson - Norma Desmond

“Great stars have great pride!”
Gloria Swanson - Norma Desmond

“- Wyldstyle: You are not our leader.
- Batman: How many movies are made about you? None. I have nine movies, and three more currently in development.”
Elizabeth Banks - Wyldstyle
Will Arnett - Batman